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The Life and Times of a Football Bigamist

Finding a way to support both Chelsea and West Bromwich Albion.
Oct 20 '14

(Source: cfcdaily)

Oct 17 '14

cumaddict72:

chekhov:

So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

you need to be arrested

Oct 16 '14
azpi:

Thank you, the Telegraph, for equating Shakira to a mere trophy that Gerard Pique has ‘won’ and nothing more.

azpi:

Thank you, the Telegraph, for equating Shakira to a mere trophy that Gerard Pique has ‘won’ and nothing more.

29 notes (via azpi)
Oct 9 '14

chelsea-rebell:

Eva Carneiro off duty

Oct 7 '14
oxygeniuss:

I JUST SPIT OUT MY DRINK 

oxygeniuss:

I JUST SPIT OUT MY DRINK 

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

Oct 7 '14

peperomint:

me: *eating microwaved ramen noodles and watching kitchen nightmares* cannot believe this asshole didnt use fresh chicken in his paella, unbelievable

Sep 30 '14

”..And then on one particular night when he was 14, his destiny changed forever..”  

- Translations by little-face

(Source: luizdavids)

Sep 30 '14
gracie-gooo:

Before dick After dick

gracie-gooo:

Before dick
After dick

Sep 26 '14
mpbx3003:

Remember this?

mpbx3003:

Remember this?

Sep 20 '14

(Source: hqteam)

Sep 20 '14

Gigi: Massive, massive congratulations cuz you become a father! 

Carlo:Thank you. Thank you very much!

Gigi: How are mother and baby?

Carlo: they’re totally fine and everyone is very happy and excited about this big change. 

Gigi: Have you had any sleep since she was born on Monday? 

Carlo: well, one night out of three so… it’s not bad! 

Gigi: so, you’ll stay awake for the next hour *laughs*

(Source: fertorressanz)

Sep 17 '14

Interviewer: Do you still speak to him now?

Eden: Yes and did when we played against him with West Ham last season. It’s always good to see this guy!

(Source: cfcdaily)

Sep 16 '14

Chelsea Football Club Squad 2014/15

(Source: cescfabrgas)

Sep 16 '14
Sep 13 '14

Can you show us your ball?

(Source: franklampard)